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Funny Google Voice Transcriptions

If you have Google Voice, you know you can check your voicemail online, it even “transcribes” the voicemail so you can sort of preview it before you listen. Well, it doesn’t always work so hot. Check out this hilarious ‘voicemail’ I got a few weeks ago:

Hey Steph is, you caused you. This is called cute a call. Peace receipt see her. Hey Liz, faster policy in. Hey if you can give me a call back to me. Thank you. Hey man from yeah but hey it’s okay bye. Hey Blake, Happy Holidays from, but if you can information to somebody, I can and I I I have my cooking during the holiday and a big family dinner to making all this company even 5 but I thought I’d check out the doctor that my cholesterol level Ohio and I think its town and if you have any changes for my health and my family. I’m going to agreement for the last bats in our traditional this is and they will be glad to hear from you today. I can’t remember snacking, of course, up. I don’t think I think that’s unfair that everyone can expect smaller portion yo i caters. We do respect your time and appreciate you holding we’ll be with you as soon as possible. I just wondering if you can email see and enjoy holiday goodies you can’t check that nutrition facts panel on food labels. He’s transit free wheels and margarines instead of bother and set the tempo expert advice trifle hope you’re right, or yogurt in place of spread containing that when you make these changes, to holiday recipes and reduce your total fat intake you’ll be one step closer to help your lifetime. And if the photo bit particular, I didn’t know how it will forward your trip to Florida school up from one of the pressure was rejected.
So what was the actual voicemail? It was a Blue Cross Blue Shield representative calling for the former owner of the phone number. Yep…
Have a nice Monday. ;P
-blake

Photos: Coney Island Jump Boys

On 8 August, as my mother, brother and I were strolling down the Coney Island boardwalk, we can across a group of young men doing acrobatic stunts off the boardwalk, over a railing and into the sand below. Being the photographer that I tend to be, I quickly pulled my gear out of my bag and got to work. Below you’ll find a few choice selections, or you can go straight to the gallery.



New Site Theme

A new profile pic, a new site theme.

I was never truly happy with my previous site theme. So now, after some effort and a recent visit to the Krog St. tunnel, I might be somewhat pleased with the look of blakeisrael.com.

Though this post is mainly a shout-out to RSS subscribers to come take a look, please leave some feedback as to what you like and what you don’t like with the new look.

Photoblog Still Up

A quick note:
If you’re searching for my photoblog previously found here, look no further than
http://blog.blakeisrael.com/
Enjoy!

Go see UP!!!!

The house from UP!

The house from UP!

If you haven’t already gone to the nearest theater and shelled out your $10 to see Up then you are missing out on the best animated movie since Finding Nemo.

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Under Construction

Hi! Welcome to my site. As you may see, it’s currently undergoing some design changes. Please pardon the progress. K! THX!